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Having trouble writing a description for a text-based multi-user environment (MUD, MUSH, MOO, MUCK, etc.) character? Not to worry, this handy guide can help.  It will show you the benefits of using a client and editor, outline a character, and provide easy methods of organizing your description, plus offer some code tips and more. It will also show you some clichés and poor writing to avoid, and hopefully kick-start your imagination if you're having trouble rounding out your character.

I'm sure some of you reading this doing a search for "Victor Koopa" because you knew me on Tapestries are wondering where I went, and why. Maybe you heard something about me being banned or punished or some such, and you'd like to re-establish contact with me. Maybe you're just one of those folks that want to tell me what a horrible, evil person I am. No matter. In this depressingly long-winded missive, I plan on giving some history, how things went down from my perspective, why everyone else is wrong, and why Tapestries is a flaming wreck. I guarantee posting this is going to enrage the staff over there; so be it. Serious business follows, with an obvious bias for me. There's always the comments box if you're none too happy with the content (or maybe if you are). As a special bonus: I won't Godwin this thing.